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Ah fuck, Michael Turner's dead

  • 28th Jun, 2008 at 4:17 PM



Michael Turner
1971-2008


Michael was Thirty-fucking-seven year old. 37.
Arse.  And the most tragic thing is you get the feeling that his best work has ahead of him.
Fuck sticks.

Vampires or werewolves?


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Werewolves.

Vampires are upper class, bourgeois, vain, aristocratic and irredeemably decedent.

Werewolves are working class and socialist.

Ah fuck, Stan Winston's dead

  • 16th Jun, 2008 at 8:41 PM

I've seen it twice now and I haven't had this much fun watching a film in ages.  Wow!  Even my Dad liked it.
Fun, fun, fun, fun. To date, its my favourite of movie of the summer.  Closely followed by Iron manHulk and The Dark Knight have a lot to live up to. 

Don't even talk to me about Wanted.


Heres my new order of preference.
Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
The Last Crusade
The Temple Of Doom

The Temple of Doom is still gash I'm afraid.

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Warren Ellis' Freak Angels

  • 30th May, 2008 at 6:46 PM

http://www.freakangels.com/

Warren Ellis' and Paul Duffields webcomic can be found at the above address. Updated every Friday.

Enjoy!

(Vanishes once more into the night)

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Bye bye....

  • 27th May, 2008 at 11:17 PM

for now.  Gots lots of real world stuff to deal with. I'll be back in October. Maybe.  Take care.

I just handed in my last piece of coursework.  I am now, officially, a 3rd year student.

Fuck!!!

I've already given a lot of thought as to what form my Final Major Projects will take and i've reasoned that if i intend to to have this project done to any level of satisfaction, i have to start work on it now.

I'll give you a hint as to what the subject matter will be.  It involves dynamite, Richard Wagner, madness, anti-semitism and Germany.

I've already told you too much.  If I told you more, I would have to kill you.

I've found another place to live! Yay! Crisis over!  The room i'll be habiting is slightly smaller than what i'm used to but, hey, its the house mates that i'm really moving in for. And to paraphrase Norman Rockwell, "Small spaces focus the mind.". 
Once again I appear to have fallen on my feet as my new housemates appear to be menschs. So, it's full speed ahead. I've got a dissertation to write, three illustrations to do and a wee bit of 2nd year coursework that I want to redo.  If only for the sake of being anal retentive. 

This summers' going to be great.  I can feel it in my bones!

Writer's Block: The sound of inspiration

  • 17th May, 2008 at 12:21 AM

What type of music inspires you?


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All kinds of music.  I make no distinctions between different genres.  Good music is good music. End of story.

Star Wars:The Clone Wars

  • 9th May, 2008 at 11:24 PM

Ye Gods. That trailer looks better than all three of the prequel movies combined.


Has anyone ever done something so horrible to you that "I'm sorry" couldn't fix it?


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Oh yes.  Frequently.  I have no problem holding a life-long grudge. Why give the bastards a second chance to stick the knife in?

I AM IRONMAN

  • 4th May, 2008 at 12:26 AM

Joseph verdict: A++ 

Best marvel comics movie to date.  Roll on the inevitable Ultimates movie.

Watching Ironman made me realise that ANYTHING is now possible in film. ANYTHING

Now if only someone could grow balls big enough to develop an Metabarons movie.

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LONDON IS POPULATED WITH FUCKING IDIOTS

  • 3rd May, 2008 at 1:14 AM

Well done.  You've elected a mayor who can barely be trusted to tie his own fucking shoes laces.

You know of course someone going to have their glove up his ass for the duration of his mayorship. Boris "nice but dim" Johnson will merely become a glove puppet for the conservative parties.

These are dark times.

A tory.

A fucking tory
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A TORY FOR CHRIST'S FUCKING SAKE.

LONDON, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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Boris 'nice but dim' Johnson has been elected mayor of London.Now watch as the Tories start to tighten the screws.

OAP's? Kiss your freedom passes goodbye!

Aw fuck, John Berkey's dead

  • 2nd May, 2008 at 2:00 AM

Uni Project: The Grading

  • 1st May, 2008 at 2:39 PM

I just came out of a feedback session with my tutor in which I received my grade for my big 13 week project.

I got 65%. Which is a mid range 2.1.

Wow. Hard work pays off it seems.

Ra ra team Elliott-Coleman. Next year, i'm aiming for a first. Minimum. Man, i feel good!

Veil

  • 22nd Apr, 2008 at 12:03 AM


A random sketch of a lass I saw on the train to Kingston University this afternoon. Its the first time i've ever truly noticed a woman eyes before.

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Frank Miller's THE SPIRIT

  • 20th Apr, 2008 at 6:47 PM


I just saw the teaser trailer on you tube.  Now, I normally reserve judgment on films until i see them but......that teaser really doesn't fill me with hope.

Still.  The proof of the pudding is in the eating.  We'll see.  I mean, I'm probably one of the only people on the planet who thoroughly enjoyed Oliver Stone's Alexander (I saw it 7 times at the cinema) when the entire world appeared to think it was a huge clusterfuck of a movie. So......

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http://mag.awn.com/index.php?ltype=pageone&article_no=3605#

"An Orphaned Work is any creative work of art where the artist or copyright owner has released their copyright, whether on purpose, by passage of time, or by lack of proper registration. In the same way that an orphaned child loses the protection of his or her parents, your creative work can become an orphan for others to use without your permission."

"Currently, you don't have to register your artwork to own the copyright. You own a copyright as soon as you create something. International law also supports this. Right now, registration allows you to sue for damages, in addition to fair value."

"What makes me so MAD about this new legislation is that it legalizes THEFT! The only people who benefit from this are those who want to make use of our creative works without paying for them and large companies who will run the new private copyright registries.

These registries are companies that you would be forced to pay in order to register every single image, photo, sketch or creative work.

It is currently against international law to coerce people to register their work for copyright because there are so many inherent problems with it. But because big business can push through laws in the United States, our country is about to break with the rest of the world, again, and take your rights away.

With the tens of millions of photos and pieces of artwork created each year, the bounty for forcing everyone to pay a registration fee would be enormous. We lose our rights and our creations, and someone else makes money at our expense.

This includes every sketch, painting, photo, sculpture, drawing, video, song and every other type of creative endeavor. All of it is at risk! "


Read it, share it, spread it far and wide and act accordingly.

Forewarned is forearmed

Layouts For "Dear Liz"

  • 17th Apr, 2008 at 2:05 AM


A project called "Dear Liz."  [info]elseware gave me the script last year and only now am I able to start work on it.
Still, better late than never. And after I finish this, more "Pilgrims Progress". Stay tuned.

Joseph says....

  • 16th Apr, 2008 at 8:16 PM

when doing layouts, make them as loose as possible and on the crappiest paper imaginable.

Don't be precious.  They're only layouts. Be free. Let your imagination run riot.

Today I have mostly doing my layouts from scratch as the ones I did previously were crap to be honest. Also I've being writing the proposal for my dissertation and looking for illustration M.A.s

I'm going to start writing down ideas for illustrations and book designs and what-not as lately with being thinking up a metric ton of ideas.  Right now I've got an idea for a screen print that I'm going to try and articulate in the next few days as success I've come to realise the in order to be successful, I really need to broaden my artistic pallet.  Watch this space.

It's that time of year again....

  • 15th Apr, 2008 at 3:15 PM

Well spring must have finally hit as my nose is running like a water faucet and I'm sneezing like a mad man.  The pollen count my be extraordinarily high as I woke up sneezing. 

Hay fever is a real bitch. 

Anyways, I'm back in London for the next 4 weekends working plus I'll start the long and laborious task of finding a new house for my final year. 

Christ.  My Final year.

Think about that. 

One more year of uni and then I'll be out in the real world competing with ever other illustrator on the planet.  And paying taxes to boot!

Help!!  I am contemplating deliberately failing my final year so that I'll have to stay in Southampton for another year.  I KID!!

I hope I get on an MA course. No. Scratch that.  I will get onto an M.A. Though I believe my applications might be slightly more successful if  their accompanied with a sawn-off shotgun

Hmm.  The Bristol comic con is just around the corner.  Better start saving my shekels as I'm planning to buy some Sean Phillips and John M. Burns original artwork. 

I need to own Criminal pages.

Uni Project: The fruits of my labour

  • 12th Apr, 2008 at 3:22 AM

Finally, after years of procrastination and self doubt I am at the beginning.  From here on in, things get tough. For I now know my strengths and weakness.  But most importantly, I know something that I wouldn't  have learned without doing this book: how to improve upon them.  This book has enabled me to see both how far I've come and how far I still have yet to go.  This is by far the most positive and productive piece of work I have ever completed and it demanded more from me than anything else I've ever done before.   But, my work is not complete. This is but the first step.  I've just learned to walk and I now must learn to run.  I must be better, faster and stronger.

To work then.  Wish me luck and G-d bless you one and all wherever your are and whatever you do. 

See you in the graphic novels.

 - Joseph
2008/04/12

So here I am.

Just handed in my big project that i've spent 13 weeks on.

It's friday night and everybodys either incomuicardo, at home with the family or out with their significant others.

To all my friends:you're all boring bastards!

I'm going home to london to enjoy the company of my sister and parents and none of you is prepared to save me from this fate worse than death.

Or maybe i should just get a girlfriend.Yeah, that might be it.  No fuck that.  You're all boring.  It's not me, it's you.  Even batshit crazy girl is out i've been told. 


Fuck.

Uni project: Progress update

  • 10th Apr, 2008 at 6:35 PM

Done.  Presented.  Finished.  Done, done, done, done, done, done, done.

I'm never lettering by hand again ever in my life.  The lettering looks like I shoved the pen in my cock and drew with it!   What the fuck!!

And now I'm off to buy some scotch.  I believe I've earned it.  Don't expect anything coherent out of me until Monday morning at the earliest.

Uni Project: Progress Update

  • 10th Apr, 2008 at 2:51 AM

Uni Project: Whiteout Fumes

  • 9th Apr, 2008 at 1:54 PM

I'm sure inhaling all these white-out fumes can't be good for me....

Not too much time left and not much farther to go.

Expect a huge update tomorrow before I get wankered on a bottle of Isle of Jura.  This is the best work I've ever done and its given me the enthusiasm and confidence to do more.  Stay tuned:)

Uni Project: Page 1 Inks

  • 6th Apr, 2008 at 11:29 PM

The first inked and lettered page. I've got a loooong night ahead of me. 

My money's on Roslin being the final cylon.

You?

Uni Project:The last f@#in page

  • 3rd Apr, 2008 at 9:05 PM

Ye gods, the last page is really kicking me in the arse.  So far I'm only pleased with 2 panels out of 8.  Fuck!  I think I'll tackle it tomorrow morning.  After all, I am surviving on 4 hours sleep and 5 cans of redbull.

See you tomorrow people.  I'm out.  I'm a fucking art zombie

BRAINS!!!!!

Uni Project:Update

  • 3rd Apr, 2008 at 11:45 AM

Script Progress: Completed
Layouts/Thumbnails: Completed
Photo Reference Collection: Completed
Character Designs: Completed
Actually finished pages: 8 1/2 of 9
Book Design/Layout: Completed


I had a crit (critique) of my work this morning by a visiting illustrator, Tor Freeman, that was very, very good.  I'm definitely on to a winner here:)

Next: Finish the pencils.  Photocopy the pencils.  Ink the photocopies.

Another update in a few hours. Watch this space

Writer's Block: Where in the World...

  • 2nd Apr, 2008 at 8:39 PM

If you were independently wealthy, where in the world would you live and how would you spend your time?


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I would live in central London and spend all my time writing, drawing and painting.  I would also pursue the english language rights for a large body of untranslated European and South American comics. Specifically the works of Sergio Toppi, Hugo Pratt, Alberto Berccia and Claire Wendling.  I would also buy back the publishing rights for Milton Caniff''s Steve Canyon and Alex Raymond's Flash Gordon back from Checker, who currently doing a real pigs ear of a job reprinting these icon works.  I would also teach art part time.

Uni Project: Page 4

  • 2nd Apr, 2008 at 4:34 AM


Page 5. Three to go. The next three pages will be done by 10pm this evening. I'm having a blast. Hard work, but a blast.

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